The Epic Movie

Rating:	★★★★
Category:	Movies
Genre:	Action & Adventure

Also Known As:
Bob Bailey (USA) (working title)
Runtime:86 min

>watched last feb 25 after PACSiklaban 07 with mario, shiong, aju
at shang-ri-la plaza from around 2:45 to 4:00pm

some quotes of the movie: (we really love this lines!)
White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.
[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
Edward: I think I've been there before.
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?
Lucy: 'So lame the hair of Tom'... Lame... that's a seven letter word!
Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!
[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]
Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!
Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!
Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.
Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"
[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]
Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and-
Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
[In the distance]
Captain Jack Swallows: Take that, Bitch!
Peter: [Pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.
Lucy: I'm sorry, was the fight over?
Kanye West Look-Alike: [while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus] The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Lucy: Perky breasts?
Edward: [in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: Oh, I know, please help!
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: I know...
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!" I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!

>the narnia with letter "G", turns out to be Gnarnia

LAUGHTRIP!!!

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